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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 07:31

No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Catatonics & High Colonics
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
No go.
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids